grasshopper n ant

The marriage!

2011-02-11T22:37:00.000-08:00

knock ! knock!, Hi Says the GRhp,Surprise. you didn't expected me to be here ..
But I m here !!!
Ant: I m not Glad, you are here, No.. nah.. until you are in some desperado.
So what brings you here!!.
GH: I m getting married..so i came by to invite you, Make sure you come by and bring more of you; after all you need to make your presence felt(unless you wanna go unnoticed. GH gives a skirmish stretch on the face).
Ant: AAhhh..(tired and hit with a sledge hammer)you could have updated your FaceBook Status! or sent the invi on the email!.
after all find some use of the internet or 3G...
GH:um mm.. i didn't think about that... "ll do it next time.
Btw I thought of giving the Invitation the personal touch..
The Indian way...
Ant: Ghoss u might have thought in e-ndian(instead Indian) way..
Ant: Have some beer GH: No thanks I m on rituals from today.. Marriage is in a week.
Ant: is ain't a non-veg...made of pure malt and cereals..
GH: In India drinking is nt socially accepted..besides i have to be home in an hour, if they find out i m a drunkard.. i "ll be big scene there..
Ant: wtf the society has to do withee the beer... u see V mallaya.. worlds' No2 breweries.. he is from India ...
How the hell did he become millionaire dint he teach the Indians to drink!!
GH:We make/break software and manufacture drinks for America only..
Ant: I m listening...
GH:its complex, just think i m on a marriage diet
Ant: and whats' that!
GH: I m being noble and gentleman, for few months...
Ant: And then !!
GH: You know... gradually be the one who you are.. after all one should be himself,
Ant: So you are faking it...
GH: Not exactly...but a kinda of ,Every body does this in their marriage.. you look handsome and responsible And bride looks beautiful and sati...you know like Americans do it at the funeral we do it at the marriage!!. Bingo.. after i found some relation between the American and Indian culture
Ant: I got it: Like Every body dies in America!!, Every Body gets married in India..
GH: Absolutely Right, Death is for all Americans, senators, President,Bill gates, IBM CEO, entrepreneurs , Noble Laure-ts and of-course the bankrupt... Marriage is for ALL Indians
Govt official, Pan wala and beggar.except Mayawati...
Ant: Who is that ...
GH: No body , its a Exception!!, umm mm like a Hydrogen in the periodic table..
GH: i have to go .. need to invite many more ..See you @ marriage..

2011-01-17T00:29:00.000-08:00

a grass hopper is an indian citizen and
an ant is a japnese. ant works hard,be in descipline
take rest 40hrs/week.
grasshopper says he is blind by nauture so he can't work!!,
but he still needs roti kapra aur makan!!
uncle sam says one should work no more than 40hrs a week!!
rest work to be outsourced to india!!
ant says if you are blind how do you find food..!
he says he is gifted with antenas.. which makes him sense
some thing is cooking..
ant says
'that's why your parliament is a cooking center with all ppl(sorry grasshoppers) blind !
ant says why uncle sam is interested in you..?
Grasshopper says' american youngsters love grass,weeds..and yoga!!!
ant says "you know ..grasshoppers can live even when their head is cutoff..
Grasshopper: now i understand why i'm blind...?

my boss is pain in my ...

2010-08-20T11:05:00.000-07:00

I HATE my boss ... i really do it ... but Some times u have to still do the things that you hate because its in the best interest. of every body . But my boss is
Hitler in the 21st century....he has eaten the half of my life and my freedom , the policy of appeasement doesn't work... i feel i on the the path of self-destruction..my output is down my 50%,Pm has moved me to another Module , but he is haunting me like a ghost..

Pak forigen policy

2010-05-18T20:11:00.000-07:00

Hate india is the typical of pakistan foreign policy...

rang de basanti

2006-02-09T08:02:00.000-08:00

right now i"m coming straight from the theatre .yeah, the movie is rang de basanti.i"m out of the theater but i"m still in side the movie or u can say its still inside me . The inspiration of the movie as far as i culd feel is "nike". if some thg happens to u and ur surrounding thats jolts u , Don"t sccumb an d let it fade away . v shdn"t wait 4 the system to do smthg. v r also a part of it and get the thgs done . accept it, no country is perfect infact noting is perfect but i can be made good enough to keep its people, content ,happy;struggle for more better thgsthan jst for the rkm. &scraches their abstract little .

world vs iran

2006-02-04T21:04:00.000-08:00

The world is making a hue and cry over the iran's nuke policy (so called). the basic fact is that they (esp sam) just don"t want to have the nucke techy to any onefor any purpose.Despite Iran's s repeated declearation of its intension . there lies asimple logis to that. if iran would have the nuke capabilities it can"t be the nxt iraq. iran's nuke will make US oilonomics hard .
Making a fact that Iran has signed the npt.Wat"s the use of having such treaties (npt) that doesn"t allow u to use the technology for any of the purposes:security&peaceful! Coming to the facts that "it would destablise the region ". I don"t find it surreal. the region is already in the possseion of one nuke capable &aggressive state -Israel.the state is not a part of npt .Ithad developed its' Dimona nukestation undercover and even tried to use it against Egypt ,no one even argued that why ?becoz the nuke is supported by CEA b"coz Washington finds it logical that Jews who died in the gas chambers should not die without defending themselves. or the islam making the progress chills the bush's spine.
I brow the rumsfield qoute"we don"t want nuclear iran".and
few sun rises back israel showcases its military plans to destroy the nuclear establish ment . that"s not a conducive environment to make some one understand(iran)